[Aw, remembered his brother's name, what a good other nephew—]
I am the same man who forgot to mention Mars you will recall In any case I did not know about him until recently He was born after I died His name is Emory and he is a sweet boy Too sweet to admit I make him nervous
[ of course he did — he's in the habit of remembering things that matter to people he cares about... and he is a detective. remembering stuff is pretty key, there. ]
right, so from now on any time you mention anything i will have to ask if there's ten other relevant things you've forgotten, got it
recently? so after you got out of that room, i'm guessing
[ he... isn't going to ask about the nervous part, because that's a bit sad, actually. ]
That my only nephew found his way inevitably to the home of the man who killed me and made a fortune off my tragic disappearance No I do not think so
[And he really, profoundly objects to being a Special Ghost, but since Charles is just trying to be a nice boy as always, he's just going to ignore that.]
right. yeah, reckon that's true. was he looking into what happened to you?
[ truthfully, he mostly meant special in terms of being smart enough to do something no one else had managed — but he's ever attuned to the way people respond to things, and octavian ignoring that doesn't go unnoticed; right, so he's going to avoid saying that in the future, then. ]
Not until he found me Our Hiram is a collector of valuable things From what I have been told my nephew and his cohorts intended to retrieve an old project my brother and I had worked on Gathering dust in its stupid little case
backdated to root's dec 20 network post;
or is root pulling my leg
oh charles
No that is true
A gang of miscreants liberated me from the place I was murdered in
In exchange for my help
shh this is vitally important uncle lore
well
i mean that's right good of them and all, real chuffed you got out of there
what do they need your help with?
the conspiracy board of uncle lore
I designed the security system you see
Recently I have aided their explosives expert in his work
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you know, you're pretty cool
[ or he's easily impressed, could be both ]
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I did not know I was being judged
Did she say any other questionable things about me
?
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i'd think you're cool no matter what
that just makes you coolER
oh uh hold on let me check
she called you a professor
and martian
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One of those is correct
I was never actually a tenured professor
But I did give guest lectures a number of times
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but huh. did i know that you're from mars? i'm pretty sure i knew you're not from earth
did you like giving lectures?
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I do not remember
The response to that one is always the same
"Oh goodness Mars really"
Yes and it is very red just like in the photographs
I enjoyed the lectures on an academic level
That is about it
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well, seeing how there's people from all different types of places here, mars isn't too weird. sorry about the lack of scenery, though
hah, that sounds like you, too. can't really see you being too excited to deal with students
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I will be cool
I did not hate Mars
Then again I did not leave the planet at any point
Still it was nice enough
And yes I would hate to be a permanent faculty member in any capacity
Ew
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would you like to? i mean, when you figure out how to revive yourself? or are you gonna stick around after
[ when, of course it's when. he has no doubts octavian can manage it eventually.
also, not pictured: charles bursting out laughing so hard he falls right through a chair at that "ew", ]
damn, that's the most savage "ew" i've ever read
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It would not be impossible once I have finished my business
However I doubt my nephew is interested in travel
[oh,]
Also I have a nephew
You have clearly not met enough university students
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sterling's son? how did you not say anything before about having living family still
forget about the university students, i wanna know about your nephew. what's he called? what's he like? so he knows about you?
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I am the same man who forgot to mention Mars you will recall
In any case I did not know about him until recently
He was born after I died
His name is Emory and he is a sweet boy
Too sweet to admit I make him nervous
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right, so from now on any time you mention anything i will have to ask if there's ten other relevant things you've forgotten, got it
recently? so after you got out of that room, i'm guessing
[ he... isn't going to ask about the nervous part, because that's a bit sad, actually. ]
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I would rather not guess what other people are interested in knowing
[Imagine wasting his time like that, hmm.]
He was there actually
With the other miscreants
I was a surprise to all of them of course
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damn, that's one hell of a coincidence
and right, because ghosts aren't really a thing there, yeah? i remember
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You are remembering correctly though yes
If there are spirits they are less than sentient
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well, just makes you special, don't it
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No I do not think so
[And he really, profoundly objects to being a Special Ghost, but since Charles is just trying to be a nice boy as always, he's just going to ignore that.]
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[ truthfully, he mostly meant special in terms of being smart enough to do something no one else had managed — but he's ever attuned to the way people respond to things, and octavian ignoring that doesn't go unnoticed; right, so he's going to avoid saying that in the future, then. ]
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Our Hiram is a collector of valuable things
From what I have been told my nephew and his cohorts intended to retrieve an old project my brother and I had worked on
Gathering dust in its stupid little case
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they broke in to steal that, and stumbled across you. well, good luck that, then, yeah?
are you, uh, enjoying your career change?
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